Sunday, August 31

occult

this was a major portion of my previous blog post, but it suffices for one new entry...

i need a sherlock holmes to help me solve this case--my bike savings money ($120) is gone! it was in a white envelope on the first drawer of my nightstand. i believe someone took it, because i don't remember taking it. my door was open for two consecutive mornings... it's significant, because i never sleep with my door open. however, my sister went to a sleepover for one night, but the day after she did not. the door was still open when i woke up. i also did not lock the entrance from the backyard to my house and the entrance from the front lot to my backyard.
however, i do sleepwalk (not so often anymore...), i lose things easily, my elder sister lisa does not recall accurately, my father has a snooping-his-daughters'-mail-stuff problem, klunkers chews anything made of paper, and my eldest sister, sharon, and my cousin, david, has a history of taking money from our rooms. lisa was the one who put it in the envelope, yet i checked it a few days after she put it in. the money was still there. david was over before lisa even put it in the envelope. lisa was the one who told me the money was gone. after interrogating sharon, she responded many times with a promise that she did not take the money. i checked klunkers' chewed remnants and nothing was green (bka the bills). i'm very paranoid with money so i try not to take anything over $50. hm... and the mystery continues on.
god, i just want my money back!!! :(

xoxo,
j

Saturday, August 30

abash

recently i've been extremely lazy and reluctant to blog. i actually find a hassle to type everything, because even a thousand words can't completely recap an experience.
i discussed how i always forget what to type, with binnie. he said just jot it down asap... very helpful tip! however, i am no expert at (legible) shorthand. :(

what a clever little bitch... :P my dog just tipped over her water bowl (in the bathroom), spilling it over my tiles/carpet... and she quickly ran under my bed. when i nonchalantly passed by the bathroom, she crept out of the bed to see my reaction. sly twerp! (just kidding, i still love her very much... even though she gnaws at everything she sees!)

i was so furious at my younger cousin, denny, the other day, since he wouldn't allow diana to ride his bike... guess what?! some spikey object hit his tire, ahaha. he had to get it fixed. serves him right! *cough* murphy's law *cough*
besides... you know what i caught him doing in diana's bedroom?!?! he was fapping to hentai watching azumanga daioh which is even worse, in my opinion!! while i was laughing uncontrollably, he tried to defend himself by claiming the series was for boys and girls (what's the terminology? shōjo? shōnen?). loser! and no, kevin/ian (as they both sound gay ;) the same), that isn't hentai. P: i wish it was (just keeding kneading!).
diana makes terrific cookies and delicious, moist cake!

on thursday, i got a locker at school and bumped into nick a. we got a locker next to each other! mine is in the c-area, though, and he has a bottom locker.. sad! we encountered dukim, quynh, linh, catherine, etc. since nick and i live in the same neighborhood, we're going to walk to school together for the first day. after long conversations, i hung out with judy and catherine. we finally caught up to dukim and nick. judy and nick left, so we decided to hang out at costco... the hottest teenager hangout place 8)! actually, i failed to "sneak in", so i withered away into dust particles talked to african-american costco employee and "spied" on asian families. after a billion of years, catherine and dukim left costco and got me tons of things! i love you guys. thanks for the samples and hot dog :). after the whole costco fiasco :P, we found our way into the neighboring office depot, aka the best store ever. seriously, we spent three hours at that damn store. i blame catherine. then dukim and catherine did tons of math, that i believe i might've fallen a sleep for a moment! dukim's mother gave us a ride home, even though catherine was contemplating whether or not to get that damned grass jelly!

i was dropped off at catherine's pad, and we hung out. when i say 'hung out' i really mean watching celine dion - live in las vegas: a new day :P. her blu-ray disc player and her surround sound system was very impressive, but i swear... when my uncle/her dad came out, he urged her to make it louder...as if it was not loud enough already!! it was so loud, i had to yell to talk to her. unfortunately, when my request for a decreased volume was fulfilled, catherine whined about the decibel. it was actually pretty fun, but catherine kept on pestering me whether i wanted ice cream, soda, drinks, cantaloupes, apples, etc. we walked to cecelia's house, had a long discussion... or, rather, i had a long discussion. catherine was just hanging there, nodding. then i had to run back for the meeting.

after the whole trip, i ran back to quyen's house. yes, i was away for two days due to certain class of 2011 (sophomore class) relations. not much was accomplished on thursday, but it was interesting prying through quyen's stuff :P, drawing a certain entrance with dukim and hieu, and showing sylvia sketches. the meeting ended pretty late, and we were sketching for so long we didn't even know the meeting ended.

on friday, there was another '11 enchilada. i was pretty upset, because lisa wanted to go to los angeles with me. she left without me *sobs, to get crepes too!*, but the whole rendezvous was pretty fun. just hanging out with nyvia, binnie, hieu, sylvia, and dukim! i will only listen to sylvia if someone is forcibly shoving pizza down my throat! i swear, i didn't want to eat your pizza, nyvia! haha. sorry about my distinctive sharpie dent ): (no, not harvey dent!). oh dear, dent, the broken screen door, the "bridges", spilled varnish, what could i not do?! my sincere apologies :(. sylvia was extremely pro stat with her work. nice reenactment (dukim has an awesome sinister voice)! dukim, hieu, and i got delicious home depot "samples"... hehe. 7-eleven was funky! that creepy boy at church... and how you guys always need to pee. seriously!

today i went to westminster mall with dukim and hieu. but because i did not have my bike money, i could not buy anything... so much goodies at foreign exchange, too! sorry dukim and hieu, i was a total pooping snickerdoodle. my feet were hurting like a mother ship, and i just had to sit down wherever. i love how dukim is so harsh when hieu asks, "does this shirt look okay?" ;)
saw some similar faces.. notably jenny q.! ha :P sorry about the bath & body works thing, dukim :(. hieu's aunt gave me a ride home, thankfully... since certain people wouldn't pick up...

oh, and to father cow... thanks for not showing up to the wedding on thursday!! hmph *hates* >:( assertive, my ass! );

yes, it's been like, three days, and my life is still very boring!

xoxo,
j

Wednesday, August 27

repentance

i'm so very down today...

anyway, today i went to registration with justina. everything was alright, although the wait was long. we met up with binnie later. i'm not happy with my school picture, especially with my new guybrows... oh well. they'll grow on me.

so... this is my schedule. i'm very sad because i don't have any classes with justina... for another year. in eighth grade, we had the same exact schedule (i know, what are the chances!!). it's nothing close to that now.

guess what?! i was so oblivious and forgot my freaking book lock!! i had to walk home and carry all of my books! that was hell, because it was so damn hot.

justina got me many souveneirs from her vacation at 123898173 states (not exaggerating the number :O). thank you so much! i'm wearing the mardi gras necklaces (intricately tied with a neat ribbon!) she got for me from new orleans.. yeah that's right, it's authentic!! 8)

sorry for laughing at your id card.. trust me, it's not even close to being bad!! when i saw my picture, it was hideous.. and i didn't even laugh! see?! :) right?! RIGHT?! D:
i seem like such a bitch sometimes.. sometimes those moments are just prone to laughter.

when i walked home, after justina left for home after the library.... my feet were so amazingly dirty.. which is weird, because my feet is never dirty. i mean, i guess my nails are lame looking, but disregarding that... i don't know how my feet could get so gross!! so mysterious... i don't want to wear sandals anymore. D:

anyway, i'm done with this blog. :) love y'alls.

xoxo,
j

p.s. stephen king look-alike, lol!

Tuesday, August 26

incongruity

hey everyone! oh god, i just burnt my fingers (got melted cheese all over).. it is extremely painful to type! yet, i will continue :)

on another note.. you know how people call my skin "pasty" or "light" (as if it's a good thing)? i don't agree, at all. does it fucking matter if you're light or dark? i think it matters if you have an even tan or not! look at my wretched contrasting skin color: my lovely farmer's tan
(don't worry, i was wearing clothes. :P)
this is raw! the lighter skin (my stomach) is my natural skin tone. i never show off my stomach flab or anything, so it's pretty light compared to my arm's shade (the darker yellow-brown). also, my face isn't light at all.. my cheeks are quite ruddy. :)

my farmer's tan is incredibly noticeable, from my area where the t-shirt sleeve covers all the way to my lower thighs. i wish i had even, dark skin. i need a golden tan! feel grateful, guys! you guys look fantastic with darker skin.

today i got my eyebrows threaded at ziba near maggiano's (near south coast).. and i look very different. i have a farmers tan, too! damn. also, you know what the indian lady said to me?! "do you want me to do the moustache?" :( so mean! i think she did kind of a good job (yes, it grew on me!) even though it is sort of uneven if you stare at it for 5 or so minutes.
here are the pictures... although justina has already seen them :P

-drumroll-

before
...after!
yes, my awesome acne. i know you love it. ):

yeah. i know. it looks weird. D: fuck you! just kidding. and tomorrow is picture day too! yikes!! oh well.
here are more pics, for your shear entertainment (i know y'all want a good laugh!)
1 2 3 4 5

it hurt a lot.. it was like, the thread was carving through my eyelid or something. i miss how sylvia did my brows--they were hella nice!

i'll miss my caterpillar guybrows. :(

xoxo,
j

p.s. spank you, linh! (:

Monday, August 25

penchant

(note to self: break the 20, for david/school!)
i finally had a school-related dream, which i think is my first time this summer (or perhaps second?). i always have a dream in the summer about my first day of school, and it always goes wrong. thus i'm constantly paranoid the few days before school starts. in this dream, i went to school with justina and melissa. they had first period chemistry together, and i was walking with them until i realized i didn't have my schedule!! the first day requires you to pick up your schedule before class, but i guess i was late.. and i didn't register either. i was totally panicking. hahaha, i was like, "i wish this was a dream!!" in my dream.

i'm really not excited to go to registration, let alone start on my ap euro homework. nothing is worse than being unprepared for school. i'm still in denial that school is starting next week. *sobs* i haven't even started on my classic book yet!!

anyway, as promised.. a blog dedicated to the beloved father cow!
i wrote a haiku for you, kt!


all i heard was moo
flushed out was a baby (calf)
i want to eat veel

;) lovely isn't it?
kathy, i remember the first time i met you this year (thanks justina for introducing us ;P), you were flabbergasted and exclaimed to nancy, "nancy, nancy! this is catherine's cousin!" and nancy tranquilly laughed and responded, "umm, yeah.. i know." (hehe, you gotta love nancy!) i remember the times you and justina practiced the mesa presentation. great job, g's! (sorry about this, but i'm going to continue on in fragments.. :( i hope you're not a grammar nazi!) man, you and old men! and i'm talking about ooooold men. hehe. gay couples. your secret affairs with jen is sta and my sister (yes i know!! it hurts so much D'8). how chinese people look so damn young! foreign clips. how much you love linh. your pasty, pale, white skin(/fur). my bushy eyebrows (which, by the way, i'm getting threaded.. por la mañana!). chatrooms. your invisibility. outback steakhouse. animal cruelty, specifically against cows/vegetables. grafitti drawings! facebook facebook facebook. ew, imvu. your unpronounceable screen name ("jussie/justie"/ishmeal told me they're psychologists). your (underground) milk business. your cogent manner. your infinite mistresses. logos adler, whoever fuck that is. blogging. papa cow. that chinese guy in the dark knight. "For those of you who haven't been giving birth, >=[ *cough Furr furr cough* I demand 999 little cows by next Friday!!!!!" your funny ass xanga posts. copy and pasting. how normal you are. immortality. michael miu? michael MOO?! cow hawtness. the big 43. the 63+ nameless cows. "moomy, moonry, cowster, cowia, mooocow, etc." gay little cow. your intelligence. yadda yadda.

i can ramble on, especially with you. i love your awry advice. we are both made of nonsense. right... right?!?! and you better read this whole blog, this was all dedicated to YOU!!!

xoxo,
furr furr

Friday, August 22

composure

i'm actually glad to learn i do, indeed, have readers. gosh guys, can you like, comment or something?! usernames aren't required to comment (no sign-up pages!), and you may comment anonymously. feel free to spam, or whatever :) well, just knowing i have a few chums who read is a fair reason to still blog! yay.

oh! and about the garage sale! now, when i said it was going to charity, i was not lying. we were sponsored by st. columban church. i'd say we profitted over $200! if it's for a good cause, why not? i didn't really want those old clothes anyway.

due to biking for over 4 hours, i ripped/strained my calf muscle (or injured something at the shin area)... so i slightly limp now. it's not funny! it was pretty embarrassing when i got onto david's bike and fell off in pain... in front of diana's neighbors (aka my classmates). hopefully it heels soon.. i am a wounded person for now. :(

klunkers bit/ripped my sister's favorite pair of denim shorts! now lisa won't allow her inside anymore... :( so i let her in when lisa isn't home. :D

the most memorable day of my summer was wednesday, august 20. first, i was dropped off at diana's house. i woke up david (note to self: i owe him $6!), chilled for a bit. he's pretty comfortable living there! awesome blossom. diana woke up, and we just hung for a bit. then i dashed out of the house to dart towards claudia's house (sophomore class, represent!). i was in time for the meeting (and not all weird sweaty, like last time.. hieu! :D) i saw binnie in all of his flair! haha :) the meeting was pretty fast, just discussed a few things. i walked home with hieu, and we did the usual... gossip. actual, i was venting most of the way there (sorry hieu!), but hieu is always so lovely and kind so he listened. hehehe. while we were passing by quyen's house, we encountered two of the badminton boys with tai and denny. we got to their house, and we talked/ate. although we considered going to 7-eleven (we often do), we actually didn't this time. i played diana's laptop, chit chatted with hieu until he had to run off somewhere. i was cool alone, installed some webcam program. i talked to a few people on aim. diana came home, too. david and quyen were away, occupied with this dance camp thing. then diana spontaneously wanted to bake cake (with a pillsbury cake mix, due to lack of materials and originality :D). i chose the devil's food cake, because no one really likes chocolate cake (just kidding, i do!). diana and i messed up, a lot. we guessed the measurements for the water and oil, so the batter ended up really thick. although, i think that's intentional since the cake is always so rich. then, diana got the cupcake pan, which was too big for her toaster oven (the real oven doesn't work.. don't ask). we attempted to cut it in half since it was made with some form of thin, aluminum metal. we even looked for a saw at quyen's place. after failing numerous times, we ran back to tai's pad and asked him to do it for us. luckily, everything was successful. i remember saying, "hey, maybe we should ask denny then." tai said, "no, denny's weaker than me." hear that, denny?! you're weak! anyway, the finished product was not as chocolatey as expected, but mediocre for beginners/noobs. we frosted two, put in two birthday candles, lit them.. and ran back to tai's place. unfortunately, before that, i did this dirty sanchez thing for fun. and i licked it off, believing it was all gone. however there was still remnants apparent. when i entered tai's room, tai burst out in laughter! the cupcakes were supposed to be a surprise, but he saw them. after washing my face off (also emblematic for cleansing my humiliation), we gave tai a cupcake.. and i reluctantly gave one to denny. he said it was gross, so i lamely retorted, "whatever, denny. you suck." and then he said he was just kidding. lameass :P. we ran back and enjoyed some cupcakes. we ran out back.. killed some wasps/hornets since their were rebuilding their nest/hive! we got in the mood for biking, so we washed diana's bike (i accidentally typed 'back'.. yep we washed diana's back! :D) i rode on david's bike. diana had to teach me how to ride a bike, again! i haven't ridden a bicycle in years, and plus, his wheels were 26". i'm not used to that height D:. diana was like my mother. when i finally got the gist of it, diana said it hurt to let me go.. and i was growing up so fast. hahaha! then we went back in. diana gave me some of her homemade wine, which she got from relatives who own grape vines. it was utterly disgusting! i hate the bitter aftertaste, yuck. diana liked it though. we played rock band--i mean, cock band, for a little while. by now we tried to get back on our bikes, but this is when i fell off in pain. diana nurtured me :P and i asked justina for help. i tried to rest, and diana got me a wooden stick which worked out as a cane. i made signs for my "cyba homies", most notably jimmy. i took lots of shitty pictures, yay! i went on a youtube stream with justina and her cousin amy. then diana was getting pretty impatient, so we resumed our bike adventure. we were probably gone for like two hours or so... riding around st. columban church. we were telling each other so much secrets and went down memory lane!! then a chain's links broke, but piecing them together was just so symbolic thus far. it was around 10 pm, so after exchanging many classified stories, we rode home. we heated some meat, and then went to the bathroom. then we resorted to diana's room, where suddenly her parents came home.. along with david and quyen. they stood dumbfounded, because the kitchen was all filled with smoke!!! we left a wooden thing so close to the stove, and left the heating pan unattended. damn us!! luckily, it was diana's mistake, so it was treated as a petty foible. i told diana something sad, and we were obligated to wash the dishes for david. i spoke a bit with quyen and dave, then rushed out. lisa was picking me up. right when i was thinking the day was ending, i found out lisa was with joseph.. which is always fun! after lisa dropped me off, they were saying how they wanted to go to freaking wal-mart! trust me, the time was like, 10:45 pm. joseph said there were cheap cruisers, and i was in a need of a bike! i had earned a sum of $120, so i was alright with buying a bicycle. they got all excited, since they needed cheap things too. i ran inside to check the times of wal-mart, and unfortunately, all the near ones closed at 10. i ran out with the laptop, and they used the handy store finder, and found a 24-hour one at chino and baldwin park! if you guys don't know, i'm from orange county.. and those cities are in los angeles/inland empire. lisa said thanh was okay with going that far!!! so i ran back in to print out directions, but sadly, the computer took 10 minutes to turn on and print it out! so damn slow! oh well. then i had to sign on aim :P but lisa called me, and said just leave. i already had printed them out. :P hahah. i ran out with my money, and joseph left for thanh's house. thanh was in kevin's suv, so we could haul the bike. we rode off, and they kind of got lost!! i freaked out, and was whining saying shit like, "omg we're gonna die 2day!! y god y!!??" it was really fun though. they gossiped, i talkd about abdc with joseph (asiid is forever in my heart!). then they got the munchies, so we took a detour, and stopped at rosemead. everywhere was closed, and we finally copromised with carl's jr. yum, fast food. then we went back on the road, and got to the wal-mart supercenter! that was the first time i've ever seen a super center.. and hell, that is like heaven! we looked around for shirts and stuff, and by the time we went to the bikes... there were no bikes i liked! joseph said we basically went there for no reason, but lisa said don't be negative. i was hella sleepy, and by now it was like 1 am. i was so drowsy, i think i bumped into a few things. when we got back into the car, i fell asleep two thirds the way home. joseph ran out since i think he had an emergency (hehe ;D). i didn't even thank thanh for the ride, since i was so sleepy i didn't notice. sorry!! it was really fun, but i was just glad to go to bed. god, hanging out with people 4+ years older than you is really tiring! i fell asleep instantly when i got to bed (it was like, 2 am). wonderful day!!! so fun :D

however, the day after wasn't as fun. actually, it was pretty shitty.
oh well! *throws salt over left shoulder*

binnie and i are planning a picnic/bonfire, too! more news on that later, dolls. (dolls? first time i ever used that. sean uses weird shit like 'oops poops', 'fobulous', and shiz. holy moley.)

+ note to self: my next post will be dedicated to 'father cow'. :D

so sorry this blog was long! and sorry if you guys read the whole thing :P

xoxo,
j

p.s. i wish i was ambidextrous. :(

Tuesday, August 19

solitude

dedicated to the foremost people who are gone

you truly begin to appreciate things in life when they're gone. i feel like i've taken them for granted... the people that mean so much to me.
i can't believe you guys are gone.... (sorry readers, i am going to be extremely redundant with "remember".. just warning you guys!!)

david - for a major portion of the year, you were like my best friend. i could tell you anything, and you told me your lame secrets. it was so cute in a dorkish kind of way. i remember when we had p.e. together, and we dreaded c... and we mocked j's voice. oh god, and those awesome cousin days! oh, and when you cried, and i told lisa it was her fault? davidio (lol, old school!), even though you lost/broke lots of my shit, i forgive you. i hated it when you got into fights with susan. i remember when i explained my internet life to you... i remember when you told me awkward moments. i remember when i cried to you when i didn't get into asb. i remember you told me i was stupid. i remember going to peters with you for gate, and we hated it like fuck! i remember when we went to huntington beach, and you gelled your hair like potato chips smothered in crisco. i remember when it was so amazingly boring hanging out with our friends, yet we'd still wanna hang out with them over and over. i remember ralphs and that wierd disney guy. i remember snooping around your pics and asking, "oh who's this cute guy!? ;)" ewww, mr. kenney's class! i remember when those guys at the cafeteria called you a fag, and i remember getting so mad... i still hate them to this day (and if you are one of those guys, yes i do remember who you are.) i remember venting to you. i remember the first day you moved in, and i will always remember when your mom barged in and screamed at us! oh, and remember when we went on top of your dad's car?! and he whooped our asses.. including me! i'll remember the stories susan told us about you, and how stephanie always took care of you. i also remember when we went on the church playground, and made you swear you wouldn't tell anyone? oh. and the crush club!!! quyen and i were the bomb. bwahahhaah.
then you got actual friends (hehe), and you were rarely home. sometimes it was awkward, sometimes you'd slap my ass like you were here forever. i didn't want you to move even though you made the house really messy... i miss you already. keep in touch brah. have fun at bolsa, bitch! xoxoxo

susan - when i was a kid, i always thought you were in your own world. it was only 'til 2005-2006 where i grew closer to you. i'm going to remember all those amazing times you brought me to (also known as restaurants!). venice beach! seal beach! dana point...beach! laguna niguel! hanging out with diana for days... grubbing off staples/office depot. black friday. stretching out your clothes. commencement. gossiping about others. complaining. telling each other how ugly we are. our big/flat noses. small eyes. my shitty teeth, and your amazingly straight teeth (get this, she never had braces! even our dentist said they were perfect).. get your wisdom teeth out already! i'll remember those movie nights, watching friends for hours! eating pho at 1am, staying up until 7am... you were the first nocturnal person i have ever met! winnie the pooh shit. doing that mouth thing to babies. those korean girls that glared at us!! all we did was laugh it off. you taught me to shrug everything off, and not take things seriously. you are almost my role model, since you're so goddamn independent. and no matter how much times you say it, i am actually scared/intimidated of you. i remember venting to you about my friends, and you'd do the same. prankcalling bingo's! you lecturing me about the internet, so you could get on.
i'll never forget our endless arguments. i'm really sad your gone. stephanie kept on telling me we were like best friends... i don't like to think siblings can be best friends, and besides.. i never really told you about my social life (other than venting), but hey, you're next up on that list!! i miss you so much. btw, don't tell anyone (as you've apparently already told lisa) about me crying. that was personal.. god. but anyway, whatever. send me christmas gifts! have fun in the bay area, hella! hella hella hella hella. remember diana & i sticking our middle fingers at you, susan boozin' losin'! activate your facebook again, i wanna see our pictures together. the closet is so bare without your clothes! sorry about the hangers. sorry for also deleting limewire :P miss you lots, roomie!!

stephanie - what can i say, step-on-me? when i was a kid, you were actually my favorite sister. you were my role model, since you did so well in school. i remember how you don't like hugs, and yet i still hug you all the time when you come down here! i remember you once said my drawings of letters were cute.. so i drew you a whole bunch, and then you got freaked out. good times... i remember when you guys ganged up on me since you found an essay i wrote on how a chick was "hot", yet if a girly/pretty person said "omg shes soo hot~~" it's okay? thanks guys for discriminating. whatever. i remember all those burnt vcds, and you asked us what we wanted. or those surprise visits, and you cussed us out on how messy the house was (blame david! :P). i remember those times when we "lived" in your dorm/apartment.. and how that one time in that big house, i couldn't come and i cried! and then sharon said, "we can be like captain planet!" and i cried more. i remember the time on aim you told us you bleached your hair blonde, and we totally panicked, and you said "april fool's!" i remember all the ucla food! yum! or your spaghetti/lasagna/teriyaki. i remember how you complained to me about them, but i'd never understand. you confronted me about a lot of things, and taught me a lot of things.. i wish i was close to you when i was a child.. or close to any of our sisters. it's such a shame i realize how much i love you guys all when you guys are gone. honestly, susan and i talked about you... we said how we were so happy to see you happy, and we wished you and b get married. good luck with bry bry... long live chubbs! i am glad to do the work for you anytime. i remember how you used me as an example for your personal statement essay for ucla! or, i mean, oo-kluh! :) i always miss when you come home and then you leave us!!! god! i blame david for that too :P oh, and david loves you sosososo much. hahaha. i remember when you drove me to school because i was going to be late! i enjoyed those little moments i shared with you.. hope you come back to oc! and fyi, i did miss you when you moved out. gosh!!!

lisa - lisa, lisa, lisa, lisa!!! i'd say, while growing up, i was closest to you. now i'm in high school, and we barely talk.. let's reminisce. i remember those brookhurst days! chris counted on my best friend at the time (amethyst) while we were on the swings, so he'd be next to me. and then you yelled at him for counting on my friend! those cafeteria meals and when we got seconds... having a share of m's candy, or how your friend v and n said i was cute. hanging out with your sixth grade friends! then when we moved to anaheim... god. that was hell! you went to ralston though... yeah. i remember acting all girly with you, hanging out with your friends.. walking everywhere. when you became asb vice president!! and how vice has a negative connotation. ;) your physics teacher, hahaha. oh fuck, you were the one who taught me how to wear a bra/shave my legs/have a fashion style. i remember how you helped me campaign for treasurer in seventh grade, and i lost miserably. oh my god, being roomies with you at the big house!! we'd always get mad at each other, yet hey.. you got the higher bed! sorry about how klunkers stained your shirts/sheets/blankets... :( thanks for all the grub though, from boiling crab to in & out.. or that time you wanted to bond with me, and took me to tastea. and then the lines were too damn long so we went back. i had my first frozen yogurt/crepes with you, even though you promised me you were going to take us to yogurtland! that never happened, even still. i remember when me and susan saw you chilling with your friends at that one pho place!! or how you vented about how hard asb was, and warning me not to take ap euro. stop trying to get me to go shopping with you! haha. oh and please get over v, and stop trying to entice j! just kidding. arb (that was from quyen by the way!).. oh yeah, and i remember my first curse word to you--"damn". you told me never to say that again :P. look at me now, i almost curse like a sailor (not really). oh, and i assure you i am not a lesbian. i would tell you who i like(d) (other than s!!), but i don't want to. :P
nowadays, you always ask me to hang out with you. seriously though, i don't want to waste money. and besides, i don't like your judging eyes :P. thanks for trying to bond with me, and t is very nice. hahaha. whatever that potato-inside-her-car meant, do whatever! have fun in la jolla/sd, bitch.

i (am going to) miss you all... can't believe we all lived at the same house the same time. hahaha.
mail me some letters, hoes!

xoxo,
j

Saturday, August 16

gratuity

today is the garage sale, shudders.

anyway, i'm making run-of-the-mill money, but money is money. :)

i got a haircut at the infamous paul mitchell school. it's just a normal layered style. i don't have a lot of hair (i don't get white hair, albeit i lose hair due to stress), so i didn't want to try something funky and new/trendsetting. luckily, my hair is straight and thin so everything went smoothly... except, she told me, "your hair is very healthy!" (thanks! :D) "i can tell you don't use any products!" (...j _j no i don't lolol). you def get what you pay for, but david's haircut was just plain sad. :( sorry brah.
anyway, stop by because it is like gay heaven in there. hottest guys alive, hehe.

oh, to everyone i've told, i am still attending gg!! yay~
honestly, though, i wouldn't mind going to pacifica...

klunkers (my dog, if you must jog your memory) is well again. she's been eating her dog food, and she stopped vomitting. she's still in her heat cycle (staining my sheets, seriously), so i gotta get her sprayed soon. and, this is going to sound lame (like when i told justina!), but when i lie down, klunks licks the insides of my nose (aka nostrils). but the thing is, it kinda hurts!!! it's like she's licking away my skin or something... :(

i'm going to shamelessly admit this: the reason why i love blogs so much is for those users that critique restaurants/meals/food. it's deliciously intense and satisfying. great for your taste buds (yes, to imagine the food in your mouth!! gosh is that sucha crime!!!). the high quality pictures fit the hype. each crit is capricious, since they have a broad price range. even though their censorious reviews are vivid enough, i'm willing to say they're taking a partisan stand... as an excuse for me to try the food myself.
i just have to give some shout-outs to:
http://chezpim.typepad.com/blogs/
http://arthurhungry.com/
http://becksposhnosh.blogspot.com/
http://blogs.kqed.org/bayareabites/
http://hungryhedonist.blogspot.com/
http://www.offbeateating.com/
http://sfgourmet.blogspot.com/

thanks for making me happy!

xoxo,
j

edit: oh, and i forgot to mention! my sleeping pattern is superb. i'm sleeping at like, 7 or 8 pm. i wake up at 6 or 7 am! hurrah!

Thursday, August 14

contemptuous

today was the first time i've ever seen a jerusalem cricket.
that was fucking scary.

xoxo,
j

Sunday, August 10

doppelgänger

i'm kinda freaked. i don't like believing in superstition, omens, and that shit.. but, this gave me goosebumps:
i was hungry, so i decided to eat fried rice. i just washed the dishes, and i didn't want to "dirty them up" again (it took a really long time to wash them!!) so i opted out and chose a Styrofoam bowl. i got a stainless steel spoon, got some fried rice, went back to the compooper and gobbled it up. so i put my spoon-inside-the-bowl dish onto my table, where my desktop computer is. coincidentally, i left my cordless telephone there too, facing down. about thirty minutes later, my phone starts making those beeping noises. i thought it was due to lack of battery energy. instead, my phone was actually dialing. i mean, not by itself or anything (don't freak)! the fork is heavier than the bowl, so it was in like this fashion <--*click*. thus, the spoon's handle was laying against the phone. the spoon seemed to exert its weight onto the phone, which was laying on top my lamp's electrical cord on my desk. i guess somehow the keys were pushed? the thing was, it took a really long time for the weight to actually get the phone's keys pushed. i guess that's how gravity works.

it's really difficult to explain, but the creepy part was.. when i picked up my phone, finding out it was being dialed, the number that was clicked was '6'... and so the screen on my phone read '666'.
i hope it doesn't mean anything. (and now my youtube channel has 666 hits!)
wah.

xoxo,
j

deceit

sometimes i can go on and on and on.. i apologize for that. my mouth spews, like, useless information. i know you guys really don't give, but i don't know. it's a horrible habit of mine. whatever comes out of my mouth is like incoherent babbling. talking to me like like a roller coaster.. no matter where we're going, it's pretty damn scary. it's so fast, and i'm just going up and down. i've been told that i "[am] topically random", "change subjects too damn fast", "[am] hard to talk to since [i] move on to something else", etc. need i say more?!
i'm not even sure what i'm saying, since i don't think twice about the possible consequences. i always seem to embarrass myself. or i could piss you off, just like that *snaps*.
besides, i complain way too much. i swear, next year is going to be my minor "transformation".

thanks you guys for sticking with me (even when i'm being really really lame).

tl;dr--i'm sincerely sorry for being, for lack of a better word, stupid.

xoxo,
j

Thursday, August 7

arousal

hey guys! we're having a garage sale at my house next saturday, and all the proceeds are going straight to charity. don't hesitate to stop by!

oh, and i've started twelfth night, or what you will... so far so good.

"Please one, and please all."

xoxo,
j

Wednesday, August 6

rhapsody

greetings! it's my "time of month"--i swear to god, i feel like i'm bleeding everywhere. at least i have an adequate explanation for my mood swings and constant aggravation. however, i'm feeling pretty nauseous and so unwilling to do things. i reluctantly ate! now that is shocking!

justina, my best friend, is at north carolina/new york right now.. and will still be for two weeks. needless to say, i will miss her! now, on aim, there will be no one to vent to. ahahha :P have fun justina!

because everyone is moving out (excluding my blemished elders) from my house, i am required to assume responsibility. being the youngest has allowed me to be dependent and unreliable. i'm going to miss being a 'kid', but it was about time i grow up. and the worst is, i'm going to have to go through it alone. like how phoebe taught herself how to play the guitar? and joey had to learn without touching a guitar. hahaha..
when a girl reaches her puberty, it is thought of her becoming a woman. i'm 14 years old now, and i feel like i just reached the doorway of adulthood... departing from adolescence.. :( i guess this was an appropriate time to get a period, haha.

i just finished garden state, which is an O.K. movie.. great soundtrack though, and lots of good messages. i recommend you watching it, if you don't mind wasting your time (yes, i said wasting).

before i even start typing a blog entry, i have so much ideas... but when i actually have the chance to put it in, it's like ?! what should i type?!

xoxo,
j

Tuesday, August 5

introduction

hello bloggers!

there's a new face on the block... no, actually i have resorted to another blog (again!). sincere apologies--i can't help it. (actually, i can. it really is my fault--and i'm just unwilling to take the blame.)
ah, you can never take me seriously. :P
some introductory words: my name is jennifer, and i'm going to ramble about my life. :)

that's all! i hope you guys learn more about me through my blog posts. i would also love to learn about you too, so feel free to comment... or whatever.

it's 6:55 AM in the morning, and i haven't slept yet (haha, now you know how i'm like!). i stayed up watching videos on youtube. so, um, i hope this was a good "first" blog post! hahaha. (i'm actually way too tired to laugh.)


xoxo,
jen

 
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