Friday, November 7


vgotskypiaget: wabababaaa
vgotskypiaget: you have reached 1-800-PSY-LINE
vgotskypiaget: if you are OCD,
vgotskypiaget: please press 1 repeatedly
vgotskypiaget: if you are co-dependent, please have someone press two for you
vgotskypiaget: if you have Dissociative Identity Disorder, please have your identities press 3, 4, 5 for you
vgotskypiaget: if you have amnesia, please press 6; press 6; press 6; press 6; press 6; press 6; press 6
vgotskypiaget: if you have schizophrenia, please listen to your inner voice; it will tell you which button to press
vgotskypiaget: If you are dyslexic, press 696969696969.
vgotskypiaget: If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down & cry. You won't be crazy forever.
vgotskypiaget: If you have a masochistic complex, please press "0" for the operator. There are 200 calls ahead of you.
vgotskypiaget: If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
vgotskypiaget: If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
vgotskypiaget: If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
vgotskypiaget: Please press something or don't press something now to be put to the next available operator who has a degree in these sorts of stuff.


vgotskypiaget: thank you very much
vgotskypiaget: we hope that advice was useful
vgotskypiaget: we will be charging you $400
vgotskypiaget: thank you
vgotskypiaget: please don't call back again


Anonymous said...

=O i wonder who this vgotskypiaget is?

Maybe a gallant, handsome cow that is able to woo A LOT of wommen?


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